The Amorist raises a glass of sparkling prosecco to her longstanding crush, the Scottish actor Kenneth Cranham, who just visited the Amorist Towers for an interview with office-mates The Oldie. He won an Olivier award in 2016 for playing Andre in The Father, but is famed for films as diverse as Oliver! and Hellbound: Hellraiser II.
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He denied it with his head held high, as any self-respecting adulterer would
Gabriel Garcia Marquez (on Bill Clinton)